new issue. hell yes.
Yeah you thought you were rid of us. No such feckin luck.
The much-anticipated Volume 1, Number 3 just got a check mark from The Editors. It hits the shelves 1 August 2014.
Topics we’ll cover include:
Anyway yeah mark your calendar, update your Google Doc, etc etc
The next issue will wrap up volume one of the Carrboro Provocateur, and we need you, the Carrbourgeoisie, to help fill its pages, so I don’t have to pad it out with the genes of Antarctic trout.
The theme of No. 3 is “Ding Dong SOPA’s Dead”, but don’t let that constrain your submissions.
Send stuff to:
That’s right… it’s that time again. Time for another issue of the Provocateur!
Inside, we talk about:
So download yourself a copy, and send any contributions for issue three to email@example.com
Remember: Print ‘em double sided and pass ‘em out to your friends! Or your enemies!
That’s right, the next issue of the Provocateur is on the drawing board. If you’d like to see your work published, send writing (poetry, prose, incoherent rants), drawings doodles and designs, photographs, sculpture or mixed-media (uhhh… take a picture of it or something) to
The topic for the upcoming issue is “Global warmin’ gonna kill us all”.
Remember that ours is a black and white publication.
Ahoy there! This is the good ship lifestyle!
In all seriousness though, here’s our first issue. It’s formatted to be printed double-sided, but if you print it single-sided on scratch paper, it’ll work, and you’ll get a note book out the the deal as well. A digital format may or may not be on the way, depending on how lazy the editors are.
If you submitted content that wasn’t used, or if you missed the chance to get in on this issue, never fear – at least two more issues are on the drawing board. To submit content, email firstname.lastname@example.org .
Class war! Killer Herbicides! Psychedelic anthropology! MOAR MOAR MOAR!
This is what will happen to your face when you read our publication. Stay tuned…